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rich and bored lifestyle? hmm. I hate when people say they are tired. Me, I just let my bloated face speak for itself. If I tell you I’m tired, and I actually am, and you are looking at me with your open, functioning eyes, I am being redundant. If you were an efficient enterprise, you would purge yourself of me. Listen, it’s a depressing thing – for anyone within range to hear, its like being shot in the ear. Sure, its ok if you are tired, but if you are about to say you are tired, stay the hell away from me because I am trying to be hardcore, I’m in a pissing contest with the wind, and I don’t need to bogged down with your physical and mental limitations. Do you warn people when you are about to get really drunk...like the shot/drink before? Because, I would much rather you tell me that. I will smile at you, probably envy you, maybe clap, and wish you the best of luck! But pointlessly pointing out that you are tired? Gah. Trust me buddy, the bags under your eyes which I can actually hear digging in, like shapely pockets for jangling keys and storing emails, say it all. Remember folks, mildew is man made, and rain is just water, and being tired is just your perception. Oh, I forgot to tell you why I don’t like the rich and bored thing. Crap. But you know what? When you have actual work to do that you are neglecting and when you’ve just killed a gnat by squishing it inside your nose because it was dumb enough to fly in there for the third time in one day, you suddenly yourself feel squished, red-handed in your very own nostril of nonsense. So more on what I was planning on saying, but never did...yeah more on that later (I will call you as soon as I finish). Oh, I just got a panicky sensation...yes, yes, just checked, I did in fact say I was tired in my "blog babble" yesterday. Wow. amazing. I'm really worried that a dog is just going to drop into my room, like the way feathers and mushrooms drop from your screen in mario, and start barking at me for my stupidity.